People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
cosmo tips: spice things up in the bedroom by shoving a jalapeño up your partner’s ass
I respect peoples religion. I’m open to hear about it.
I will try to understand your views.
I won’t say your religion is wrong.
But when people live by there religion to the point where they can’t like other people because of their different beliefs is what bugs me.
When people force their…